Free · No signup · 5 roasts/hour
Paste your URL. Get a funny, specific roast with a score, top issues, and quick fixes tied to your real headlines and buttons.
Sample result
4/10
Your hero promises a revolution. Your button asks them to learn more.
The h1 says “Revolutionize workflows.” The button says “Learn more.” One of these is overselling.
Quick fix · 30 min
Change “Learn more” to “Start free trial” under the h1.
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Works best on marketing and landing pages. Results in about a minute.
Press Enter or click Roast it. No account needed.
Example output
Score, labeled roast sections, screenshots, issues, and fixes. Built from the page, not a generic template.
acme-saas.com
4/10
Your hero promises a revolution. Your button asks them to learn more.
Hero
Big promise, vague subhead, and the only button says 'Learn more.' That's a homework assignment, not a next step.
CTAs
No trial link, no pricing, no 'Start free.' You want credit for ambition without giving anyone a door in.
Quick fix · 30 minutes
Change 'Learn more' to 'Start free trial, no card required' directly under the h1.
Free
No credit card. No account.
~1 min
Paste URL, get the roast.
Score
Conversion rating out of 10.
Screenshots
Captured at 0s, 2s, and 5s.
3 fixes
With time estimates.
How it works
No consultants. No waiting list. Paste and go.
1
Your main landing page. Takes two seconds.
2
Screenshots at load, 2s, and 5s. Plus title, headings, and buttons from the HTML.
3
Score, funny roast sections, top issues, and 3 quick fixes with time estimates.
What you get
Score, narrative, screenshots, issues, and fixes. Same structure every time. Copy and paste into Slack or a ticket.
Conversion-focused rating. Not a design award.
4–6 labeled sections. Funny, specific, and tied to what's on your page.
Above-the-fold captures at 0s, 2s, and 5s so the AI sees what loaded.
Concrete conversion killers citing real headings and buttons.
Problem, fix, and time estimate for each. Start today.
FAQ
Yes. Five roasts per hour, no account, no card. That's the whole deal.
Funny and blunt, not cruel. It quotes your actual headlines and buttons, makes you laugh at the mismatch, and tells you why it costs you signups. No personal attacks.
Marketing pages and landing pages with real HTML. Single-page apps that render in JavaScript may come back thin because we only fetch the initial HTML.
No. We fetch the page, run the roast, and send back the result. Nothing gets saved on our end.
We fetch your page first, capture screenshots, and pull the title, headings, and button text before the AI writes anything. You get a score, full roast, issues, and fixes tied to what's actually on the page.